I'm Megan. I'm twenty-two. I'm trying to become an adult but it's a tough process for a procrastinator like myself. I'm a writer.

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

surprisebitch:

yaas gurl spill that truth tea

edwardspoonhands:

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

JOHN YOU MADE TAYLOR SAD YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

endless-bookends:

010/… Favorite Book to Movie Adaptations

The Fault in Our Stars (2014) — Part 2 

Like all real love stories, ours will die with us, as it should.

[x] Part One

Obligatory “I’m on top of the world, Ma!” hiking photo.

Obligatory “I’m on top of the world, Ma!” hiking photo.

Anonymous asked: “whats the craziest thing youve ever done?”

lucashemmingsdimples:

punkcr:

omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

i was suspended for a week. 

this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

The cutest, saddest Halloween card ever. (Accompanied by a large amount of much needed running clothes) Thanks, mom!

The cutest, saddest Halloween card ever. (Accompanied by a large amount of much needed running clothes) Thanks, mom!

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”

– Albert Camus (via ahmoses)