I'm Megan. I'm twenty-two. I'm trying to become an adult but it's a tough process for a procrastinator like myself. I'm a writer.

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe

peace-out-little-munchkins:

Me, all the time, every day.

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

margauxlilly:

Syracuse University

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

“Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.”

– Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

conqueered:

boyfriend material

conqueered:

boyfriend material

-teesa-:

9.24.14

“Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.”

– Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

You sing, you dance, you act, you basically do everything. Is there anything you can’t do?

fishingboatproceeds:

So this happened.

fishingboatproceeds:

So this happened.

fiercefatfeminist:

gofatyourself:

Fox news is literal shit.  Republicans are the most ridiculous pieces of shit on this planet.  Like, do you even logic? 

THIS IS WHY I LOVE JON STEWART

astronorner:

Things to look forward to in October
1. Halloweentown
2. Halloweentown 2 Kalabar’s Revenge
3. Halloweentown High
4. Return to Hallloweentown